Do You Want Two Minutes to Yourself and Your Full Brain Back?

As a working mom, you're "on" 24/7 but always feel like you're failing somewhere.

You're grateful but exhausted...
Hiding in the bathroom doomscrolling...
Praying the solitude lasts more than 30 seconds.

You want to be intentional. Peaceful. The fun mom and partner—but most days you're scraping by, a tiny plastic Bluey tail impaling your sole.

✨ 55 pages of tech-free mindfulness to grab instead of your phone

📱 Intentionally 4x6 size to carry with your phone in your pocket or bag—wherever you are when you need a minute

🧠 Activates your brain's rest mode (the thing scrolling blocks) so you get the science-backed recovery your brain needs

💝 Validates the impossible math of being present for your kids AND your job to remind you you're a whole person, not a productivity machine

😌 Lowers stress hormones without having to "do" anything—just read and breathe

1. Decide Where to Put The Book

Put it somewhere you can grab it instead of your phone—like your pocket or bag—for whenever you need a breather.

2. Decide How To Read The Book

After reading all the way through, choose your own adventure: read it through again, reread your faves, or open at random.

3. Decide How To Read The Poems

Test any, all, or none of the mindfulness experiments included in the book's "Instructions" section as you read.

🤔 Can this help if I only have 30 seconds at a time?

YES. These poems are designed for real mom life—the bathroom break, the pickup line, the minute before your next Zoom call.

Most poems take under a minute to read.

You don't need a meditation cushion or uninterrupted time—grab it when you can.

📱 I've tried meditation apps, journals, planners—why would this be different?

Because this requires ZERO performance from you.

No tracking habits
No daily commitment
No "doing it right"

Just words that remind you you're human when you feel like a malfunctioning robot.

It works when you're too tired to optimize anything else. It's not grounded in the 93% man-built productivity system (Adachi, 2025), and it's tech-free so you avoid the "Now what was I doing?" that comes with doing anything on your phone.

Poetry's met people where they are for centuries. It can meet you there, too.

📚 Will this work if I'm not "into" poetry?

These aren't flowery, academic poems that require a literature degree. They're written by a drowning mom, for drowning moms.

Think less Shakespeare, more "I thought it was just me."

No poetry background necessary.

💰 Money-Back Guarantee

If Poems of a Burned Out Toddler Mom doesn't help you feel more like yourself within 30 days of delivery—with real brain rest when choosing it instead of your phone—I'll refund your purchase price. (U.S.A. Orders Only)

I'd rather give you $23.99 back than add more guilt to your nightstand.

They are permission to be authentic. 

These poems said, 'Here, Heather. Here's permission to feel what you need to feel to be your most genuine self.'

— Heather DeShazer, Teacher, Mom of Two

These poems make me feel stronger, that I'm not the only one who feels this way.

I feel like I can think clearer, and I can use my voice. I can figure stuff out. If I didn't have all these good words in my life, I would be saying a lot of things I would rather not say. I would be more aggressive. Now I can speak differently, act differently, vibe differently.

— Shasta Hartley, Small Business Owner, Mom of Four

🎁 And Heck, I Like You. So I'm Throwing In A Bonus...

Ready to Swap Your Scroll Time for Real Recovery?

30-Day Money-Back Guarantee (U.S.A. Orders)

Your tired brain deserves better than another scroll session.